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The Glitchy Giveaway, Like Us for Free 90s Nostalgia
March 21, 2012 12:01 am ThrowbackWe’re so awesome, we’re giving shit away for free. And it’s not pencils, highlighters, or recyclable bags with our logo on it. This giveaway is for true 90s kids only…check it out. Prepare for excitement. Now go back and read that in a movie preview voice.
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Back to the Future | A Glitchy Throwback Special – 2000
May 18, 2012 9:06 pm ThrowbackBack to the Future is a limited series on ThatsGlitchy. Every two weeks, we’ll take a look at what we couldn’t get enough of, what was in the news and who we were watching on TV, starting with 1990 and working our way to the future and ending on the present year. It was the [...]
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Style | Crochet the Right Way
May 18, 2012 12:50 pm StyleThey were roaming the fields at California’s Coachella and now summertime is here to make it real. Perfect for any occasion this summer are crochet tops. The celebs are loving them right now and these airy tops are so easy to pair with a cute pair of high waisted shorts, a maxi skirt, or even [...]
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Music | It Gets Real With Motion City Soundtrack
May 18, 2012 11:14 am MusicDo you like Senses Fail, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and Relient K? Then you should like Motion City Soundtrack; Justin Pierre, Joshua Cain, Jesse Johnson, Matthew Taylor, and Tony Thaxton create a group that is some weird threesome-love-child of these other bands, but with a slightly more mature sound that bumps them out of the teen-rock genre. [...]
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The Lowdown | Paul Rusconi’s Twins, Paralysis Technology, Drink Coffee if You Want to Live (Longer)
May 17, 2012 9:11 am The LowdownSingle Father of Twin Daughters Cleared of Rape Charges. Paul Rusconi is a famous celebrity photographer who was charged with raping his own daughters last year. The charges were brought up by his distant relatives who he hired as the girls’ nanny. She and her husband accused Rusconi of raping his daughters after seeing pictures [...]
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The Lowdown | This JPMorgan Thing, Bienvenue France’s New President, Kids Shouldn’t Swallow Batteries
May 16, 2012 2:00 pm The LowdownJPMorgan Bank Management Kinda Sucks at Managing Banks, World Thinks President Barack Obama was a guest on The View yesterday where he discussed a few pressing concerns regarding the financial situation of JPMorgan and Chase. Obama commented on how Jamie Dimon, head of JPMorgan, is handling the $2 billion loss of funds, and how the [...]
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Music | Something Sweet for the Ladies
May 16, 2012 9:00 am MusicSomething great can arise from even the most meager beginnings. Yeah, a little corny but true nonetheless. One group that proves this right is the Los Angeles based indie pop trio Lady Danville. Michael Garner, Matt Frankel, and Dan Chang met in college while singing in an acappella group, and from there they have gone [...]
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Music | I am the Walrus, and He is We
May 14, 2012 9:00 am MusicHe is We features the lovely Rachel Taylor on vocals and the hilarious Trevor Kelly on guitar. They first met while working together at Ted Brown Music in Tacoma, Washington. After a while, work led to jam sessions, which led to more jam sessions, which led to a band. Now the group tours regularly with [...]
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The Lowdown | Topless Feminist Tries to Steal Cup, Teen Pregnancy Implant, Fast Food Study
May 14, 2012 8:00 am The LowdownBecause Showing Your Breasts is Definitely the Way to get Men to Not Treat You Like a Sex Object. So, Yulia Kovpachik, 23, tried to steal the Henri Delaunay cup this past Saturday at an opening air viewing, in which she pulled her top down to reveal a message. She couldn’t actually hold the cup because [...]
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The Lowdown | Romney at Liberty U, Ray Lewis and Michael Phelps, Man Implants Magnets for iPod Nano
May 13, 2012 8:00 am The LowdownAnyone Care About Mitt Romney’s Speech at Liberty University’s Commencement? Sounds like crickets…Mitt doesn’t give much of a motivational speech here. His jokes fail to get much laughter either (and the laughter that he does get should be in question). He does however express his views about gay marriage and being against it. The 2012 [...]
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Music | A Little This, A Little That
May 12, 2012 9:00 am MusicCBGB may not be the center of punk it was in the 1970s, but punk is far from dead. If you enjoy the likes of Patti Smith and Television, then you should give Arctic Monkeys a listen. They kinda sound like The Sex Pistols, but without the crazy harsh vocals of Johnny Rotten. They even [...]
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The Lowdown | No New German Names, 15 Beheaded in Mexico, 7 killed in Syria
May 12, 2012 8:00 am The LowdownImmigrants are not Allowed to Change their Foreign Names to Gain Career Access. There has been a recent attempt by a few families moving to Germany to change their family names to those sound more German. The German government has forbidden this practice because it believes this reason is not legitimate. Most families wanting to [...]
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Party in the Back | The Mullet Skirt
May 11, 2012 9:00 am StyleBusiness in the front, party in the back. There’s definitely no shame to the mullet’s game. While the mullet skirt might not be as brash, this bold style will keep you turning heads. Like the hairstyle, the front length of the skirt is shorter than the back, giving you the best of both worlds. (Such an [...]
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