Customer Has Heart Attack At Heart Attack Grill.
A man eating at the Las Vegas Heart Attack Grill suffered a legit heart attack one day after Valentine’s Day. That probably should sound more surprising than it is, but then again, the restaurant’s name alone foreshadows a customer’s potential death. The man, who remains nameless, was grubbing on the triple bypass burger. Witnesses laughed, thinking it was a joke played by the restaurant. Some even whipped out their cellphones to film the incident. Fortunately, the man is still alive and recovering. [Huffington Post]
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Target Knew About Pregnant Teen Before Parents.
How to tell if your teenage daughter is pregnant: she gains weight, watches Teen Mom 2 and defends the girls after you make a comment about their carelessness, and receives coupons for baby items from Target. A man in Minnesota recently apologized to a Target manager after complaining that his daughter was wrongfully being sent coupons for cribs and baby clothes in the mail. That must’ve been awkward. The man might’ve said something like, “You were right. I was wrong. My daughter is knocked up.” Not that the man wasn’t paying attention to his daughter, but Target has one thing he doesn’t, statisticians. After somebody shops are Target, they are assigned a Guest I.D. Statisticians monitor what a customer buys through their Guest I.D., which they use to predict future necessities in correlation major life events, such as carrying a bun in the oven… Therefore, if you have something to hide, pay in cash. [Time]
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Maryland Supports Gay Marriage (For The Most Part).
New Jersey’s gay marriage bill may have been vetoed on Friday, but Maryland seems to be moving forward with their support of gay marriage. The vote was 71 for and 67 against. Of course, the opposition consisted of most Republicans and some black democrats swayed by religious institutions. If approved and signed by the state’s governor, gay marriage would be legal by January 2013. The bill doesn’t require religious institutions to perform gay marriage ceremonies. [L.A. Times]
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